I just received and consumed the delectable popcorn you just sent me via ground mail. Thanks for not delivering it by sky mail, I mean who wants fresh popcorn? Since you used UPS, I obtained my popcorn in 8 business days. There is nothing like week-old popcorn. Soggy puffs balls drenched in butter, stale from open air, and insipid as a result of the large quantity of salt you dumped in it. My wife calls your little popcorn package, Coronary Infarction-In-a-Bag. By the way, would it hurt to seat it in a air-tight bag next time. The texture was analogous to those decade old Famous Amos cookies you sent me last week. Do us all a favor here at the Rogers-Martin house hold, and stop sending me food that you need to get rid of.
Sincerely,
Jacob Rogers-Martin
Jacob Rogers-Martin
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