Take the package, that you acquired from Kroger
Open the square box surrounding the frozen sensation.
Remove the plastic film encasing the circular decadence
Pick up straggling pepperonis or sausages
Place pizza on a small round plate
Lick your lips as you grate sharp cheddar
Cheese over the still frozen dish.
Burp a little to scold your rubbling stomach
Feed the dish to the microwave
Quickly tap 1,2,3,and start on your microwave
Now the worst part comes
Wait, wait, and wait as your frozen rock transforms into a hot master piece.
Pick it up
Disregarding your fingers burning on the hot ceramic plate.
Pick up the pizza
Ignoring the red grease drizzling down your arm dripping on to the table below
Enjoy the flavor
Enjoy the heat
Enjoy the orgasm erupting in your mouth
Pacify your stomach's growling
Enjoy the the greatest food on earth.
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